It took me an hour and 45 minutes to get home from work yesterday.  Here's some background on the freeway system here.  There's a road called the Beltway that circles the city.  Going through the city, is Interstate 95.  From work, I can really go three ways:  95 through the city, the Beltway through Towson, or the Beltway over the Key Bridge.  I usually take 95 because the Beltway hoses up through Towson just about everyday.
So yesterday, I get on 95 and almost immediately stop.  I crawl for a while and then hear the traffic report.  There's an overturned vehicle several miles up blocking the entire right side.  Great.  It's already 5:00 and I'm nowhere near the accident.  I'm not really familiar with the city so I know of no way home other than right where I am.  I see the sign for the next exit and I think, Hey, that crosses the Beltway, right?  I call my dad.  He's my go-to guy, he knows everything.  He says, yes, that will cross the Beltway.  Get off there, and take the Key Bridge.  As I'm on the ramp, I say to him, Do I want north or south?  He says, You want north, honey. (with that little condescending lilt that he's so good at)  As I'm sitting on the ramp, I'm thinking I don't want north, I want south.  North doesn't make sense.  I go south.  Aha!  I was right.  In a few minutes, I'm on the Beltway heading for the bridge.   I call my dad to tell him he was wrong but it's cool because I didn't listen anyway.  He says that's why he told me north, because he knew I wouldn't listen.
I go over the bridge - smooth sailing - and when I get what would normally be 15 minutes from home, I stop again.  There's construction and the road's divided.  Then, it goes from 2 lanes to 1.  So I sit some more.  I'm not even sure how long I sat. 
I finally got home at 6:15, retrieved my dinner from the frig and watched Toy Story 2 with the family.
I'm down 3 pounds now.  Good thing.  I was gonna hafta get mad if I wasn't.  Yesterday I did 65 minutes of cardio.  Over an hour!  I'd better see some results from that.
Attention men: Combovers do not work.  Bald is beautiful.  If you're going bald, just go, don't fight it.  While walking at lunchtime yesterday, I saw a guy with an 
awful combover.  Just awful.  It wasn't really a combOVER but a combUP.  He brought the hair up from the back.  Dude, seriously.  It was really sad.  Thank God my bald men (Micah, Dad) just go with their baldness.